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LINK TO COMIC But this, boys and girls is not just any old beaker mug. It is not like those cheap $ 20 mugs that I have been giving away. No indeed. This puppy is a heavy walled magnificent thing (it even has a beak!) that I will cherish for years. If only I drank coffee, perhaps I should start just so I could amaze my fellow professors with the mug.
The second conference was at the Shaw Convention Center on the banks of the the North Saskatchewan River in downtown Edmonton. The convention center was very nice (that is it behind me) but it is in a part of town that is very run down and I was very pleased to find this parking lot down by the river. Until I found the lot I had to use on-street parking and the conference center is in a bit of a seedy part of town and the only spots I could find were somewhat disconcertingly in front of"XXX Adult Peep Show" parlours. In fact, one day I was convinced that my rental car had been stolen until I remembered that it was in front of the Strip Club NOT the Peep Show.
The second conference was 10x bigger than the first conference and we had about 15 sessions going in parallel (which made for a lot of running around). I presented in the Chemical Education session on the increasing Home Schooled demographic in first year chemistry and discussed the unique challenges faced by students from Home Schooled environments and how the typical design of first year chemistry courses is especially intimidating for them. To provide some context I used examples from our experience with LabEx. I got a very positive response to this presentation and had a number of very encouraging conversations in the corridors after my seminar.
After the conferences I managed to get to the Rocky Mountains on a day trip that involved driving over 1000 km in one day but it was worth it. Here I am in Jasper trying to decide if we should drive on to British Columbia and make it over the Great Divide or head down the Icelands Parkway connecting Jasper to Banff.
All in all, the conferences were great and I am glad that I spent the time getting the research done and the presentations ready. I have 90 days remaining now before classes start again and I have to make some important time and family management decisions now. Do I make one last hard push to get some new research done? Do I rest now for the return to teaching? Rest sounds good but I would like to have a solid new research project started before I have to get on the ABU-hamster-wheel-of-destiny again.
I was seriously touched by the thoughtful students that put this card together for me last fall. It has been on my desk all through my sabbatical as a reminder that the Lord called me to ABU for reasons that did not particularly mean becoming famous for research. My student evaluations may not reflect it but teaching has got to be my number one priority and I guess I need to start making some adjustments in my thinking. In the words of the sage Grafiki "It is time!"
I stopped under the new highway bridge there and was fascinated by the objects that get thrown over the side the bridge such as this object which is common enough along the highway where truckers decide that stopping is just not an option.
And then there was this hubcap that caught my eye:
It is somewhat a metaphor for life that all of this will be changed and perhaps washed away as the spring floods come through and scour the countryside. I could use some scouring right now.
When I get to UNB I have to check on my neglected reactions and update my observations but my limited time on site means that all I can do is watch. This reaction has gone from a corn-straw yellow to a clear cherry red for no good reason. I wish I knew what was going on in there.
Then we have discussions and debates in my temporary office (borrowed from an emeritus professor for the year who had research contacts with an Italian chemistry group, thus the prints over the chalkboard).
Head stuffed with ideas and the light declining I turn the car towards home and the rising Moon for the two hour trip back. Back to the literature and trying to write a paper on incomplete research so that when we do get the bench work done the paper will be ready to go. Not the best way to do things but the way things have turned out. Four hours of driving for seven hours on site and a chunk of that spent in the library reading the industrial chemistry literature that almost seems like it is written in a chemical language I don't know. It is as if they have their own non-systematic name for everything. Ugh.




Now, the reason why I am doing this is to get some publishable research done. That means that I have to get something done that a) no one has thought of before b) if they did think of it they failed and c) succeed. Which requires creative thinking, discipline, keen observation and old-fashioned luck.

Kevin was a friend, a good friend. We went to school together, we worked together and we enjoyed each others company. He was bright and devoted to sports. We were both raised in a community where feelings were mostly repressed but I knew him as a sensitive and curious brother. We sort of drifted apart in University I went into science and he went into engineering but it was a measure of his ability that in a program where the "four year degree" took everyone five years to complete ... he finished in four. I remember meeting him in the hallway of the Chemistry building ... we walked by each other and simultaneously turned and realized who the other person was. For fifteen minutes it was like old times ... but time had moved on and Kevin was anxious for work so he had decided to go into the Armed Forces. We talked about wives and babies and then the tide took us apart.
About a year later we heard that Kevin and some other students were down in a hole in British Columbia learning how to wire explosives. One of those can't ever happen accidents happened and some people died including Kevin. I went to his funeral where a doddering old pastor who didn't know him said some stuff that had no meaning to a young wife and daughter. We all cried at the outright wrongness of his early death. And then our lives moved on.
So here I am in this random corner of a random building crying again. That is why I left this place ... there are too many ghosts that can bubble up from my past and rob the precious moment of the present from me while I remember old wounds, words or loves. I have gotta go home and kiss my family and live in the precious gift of the present.
As long as I live, I will carry the memory of that last conversation with me. It is precious to me and, in reality, symbolized all the friends left behind while I was off chasing electrons. Rest in peace brother ... you are not forgotten.





to Thee" as I drive through some awful weather and I do not have a clue what I will do if the car breaks down. But I get to the land of the Bluenosers and the student conference. The attendance numbers were pretty good with over a 100 students attending but my focus as a judge were the oral presentations. I was expected to take notes on all the 15 minute long student presentations and be ready to assess them in six categories with first , second and third prizes in each. The Powerpoint presentations are all pretty good but they keep coming every 15 minutes from 9 AM until 4 PM. To my eyes the biggest problem is trying to determine what work was done by the student and what work was "group work". The end of the conference and of course there would have to be a 2 hour meeting for an interprovincial / interuniversity organization that I am on the executive. Then and only then me and the car beat it home.



So a week later and back in Cathedral City for more discussions and beginning the assembly of the presentation. But the whole process is mired in discussions about the significance of certain seemingly small differences in patterns of reactivity. That means that while research discussions are important and necessary they sometimes really slow down progress on what needs to get done immediately.
And started to fall apart. Getting the beast fixed has cost me precious time that I did not have and the front end is still making a speed dependant wukka-wukka-wukka noise. That means more time, more money and more distraction. This has got to end soon.

